Look at me shrek! I’m rotting!
vampire slaps so hard
Your daily dose of introvert memes
folks these days arent talking enough about how it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong, it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
PEDRO PASCAL in every episode of NARCOS (2015–2017)
► 1x01 - Descenso
Wait they want me to do WHAT in my place of work? fucking work? like literally do my job??? Honestly what
Dear Taylor
One blustery evening last October, I waited impatiently until the clock tolled midnight and then promptly bought Taylor Swift’s new record on iTunes. I played it in the kitchen, I played it in the car, I played it at the studio, I played it on flights to Japan and back; I just couldn’t keep away from it. Speak Now was the indisputable leader of my “top 5” record list of 2010, which is slightly ironic because the other four albums were abstract experimental/post-rock/ambient works.
mother’s daily cunt strut
Got to stop saying “text me or die” to my husband as I leave the house in a morning
For everyone who tried so hard and didn’t get a ticket i am so sorry i know how fucked it all is. Please keep an eye out for resale and anyone you may know who has spare tickets. You guys deserve these tickets we all do😭🫶🏼
no bc she really got her masters in cuntology with a concentration in motherlogical studies from the university of servington
“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you
I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url
fearless tv should have gotten a music video







